Cowboy Simple

Cowboy Simple https://www.cowboysimple.org Cowboy Simple is based on Education and Entertainment. Many of the items explained at https://www.youtube.com/@CowboySimple-PlainWorks are sold here. 120120420 No more fucks to give This one is a variant of huge customer demand (actually asked for more than any other thing). Are you at a place in life where you are just out of fucks to give and couldn't give another fuck if you had to?Are your fucks at a level of extinction that they should be studied by a museum like old Dodo bones..Are your fucks also worn down thin? Well, this is the perfect thing for you and probably your close friends as well. These challenge coins are much smaller than our other coins measuring just 25mm by 1mm (by comparison our normal ones are 40mmx3).Please see comparison photo of extinct fucks coin next to dark grim coin. These little guys are so much fun that we actually sell them 3 different ways. Single coin.3 pack of coins.1 coin and special museum specimen containment jar with lid. 100% unique design not copied and made one at a time in Kansas. 5.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/no-more-fucks-to-give https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/8d6f2c8c-e2a9-4656-bb64-7febdbb1c8ca/no-more-fucks-to-give.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/422489ef-ca4c-4628-b213-5305caa731ea/no-more-fucks-to-give.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/c43047e4-a3b9-4c5e-b99c-cabf6c3d560a/no-more-fucks-to-give.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/1897201b-7b3b-46de-afa0-fbc4213caa36/no-more-fucks-to-give.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/3fa62735-9ce9-4d46-a39c-f868f0f82038/no-more-fucks-to-give.jpg 120120420 new in stock 120101085 Simple crystal ball with simple message An elegant 60mm crystal shpere (with a K9 clarity rating) along with a very simple message "Fuck Off".You can think of this in many wonderous ways - is it the world's most accurate fortune being told by the reading of a crystal ball?Is it just a common message you wish to share with the world and in particular people who enter your domain unannounced. If you would prefer other simple messages or less or more offensive ones, please let me know and we can make it happen 20.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/simple-crystal-ball-with-simple-message https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/912ebe9c-c3e5-4abc-ad5e-472aa32e9c1d/simple-crystal-ball-with-simple-message.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/f4f2e58c-2426-4056-8422-db0fb0341493/simple-crystal-ball-with-simple-message.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/69642112-95e3-45b9-b517-d4feeae21279/simple-crystal-ball-with-simple-message.jpg 120101085 new in stock 120097404 Grim Dark Series Coins Grim Dark Series Coins There are opposing forces represented in the grim dark series this first coin is based on the Reduction In Force (RIF) and Layoffs going on in the Tech sector right now and the survivor's guilt that remains with the staff that now has higher workloads. "The Game" is the first coin. On one side is the "Not a grim reaper" where the character is an ancient force, materializing from accumulated souls that is an inevitable curse. You will notice that there is no "Pointing finger" as found in so many comic book styled reapers.Instead you eye is drawn to the grin on the reaper and the souls hidden in smoke. You will notice the open skeletal hand partially forming from smoke reaching outward not pointing. This is patient, eternal and certain there is no need for pointing or screaming, death stopped being emotional a thousand years ago. The eyes you notice a lack of fantasy and more deep sockets with faint embers. The Embers build into ash, smoke and darkness. Not a Grim Reaper.An ancient primordial force assembled from centuries of accumulated souls. The smoke becomes spirits, the spirits become chains, the chains become the cloak, the cloak becomes the skull. Calm. Patient. Inevitable. A forgotten tomb relic that appears dormant until the viewer realizes the darkness itself is alive. On the opposite side of coin the opposition to death; the fight to continue when all that is left is spite. An ancient undead Viking emerges from darkness, standing against a violent northern storm. His battered shield is scarred by centuries of warfare, covered in axe strikes and cracked wood. A raven perches atop the shield while storm winds whip its feathers. In his other hand, he carries a massive battle-worn sword etched with glowing ancient runes that pulse through the darkness. Broken chainmail hangs from an exposed skeletal frame. His skull bears cracks and signs of countless battles, while one eye burns with a cold spectral light. Lightning flashes through distant storm clouds, illuminating swirling snow and mist behind him. The sword, runes, skull, and raven are rendered with extreme contrast. "Death came for him centuries ago, and he's still standing." with the reading: "THE HORRORS PERSIST BUT SO DO I" These works are done on a UV laser with a level of detail that might leave you wanting to use a magnifying glass to see it all. 10.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/grim-dark-series-coins https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/41fba64f-bc4a-4a82-9512-9df174c73065/grim-dark-series-coins.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/d5046e47-f34a-4753-8ed3-8d482ddc6a84/grim-dark-series-coins.jpg 120097404 new in stock 120086865 FY26 Survivor Challenge coin Do you work for a tech company that is laying off thousands of people?Did you manage to make it one more year?Celebrate with a FY26 survivor coin. Not only fashionable and commemorative but who knows how you will be able to use it against AI for the battle of humanity.There are 4 levels of brass aging shown. 10.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/fy26-survivor-challenge-coin https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/ca11d52e-2f52-4e80-801f-6d83a6eb98ac/fy26-survivor-challenge-coin.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/179d947c-d579-40f8-803d-3e62356b0b53/fy26-survivor-challenge-coin.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/df969c3c-52ee-4458-8163-76e5292e6712/fy26-survivor-challenge-coin.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/30dba4b8-2ac3-441a-971d-4cc232549859/fy26-survivor-challenge-coin.jpg 120086865 new in stock 119685090 Crystal Ball 60mm Crystal (K9 Material)Diameter: 2.36in (60mm) Custome 3D model or text created inside clear sphere.This example is a tooth fairy made for a dentist. 50.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/crystal-ball https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/cdc37b17-4d94-49a4-b205-d6980cdaaaf2/crystal-ball.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/73af9b72-327f-422a-9164-1292f729c0b2/crystal-ball.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/995a5bae-f149-4dc5-9858-8d3a658ec2d6/crystal-ball.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/c27e8ac1-1bf2-4c95-9705-661b75b51192/crystal-ball.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/cb01ecce-cc82-4984-842c-2150742800d5/crystal-ball.jpg 119685090 new in stock 119143458 My Last Nerve Only the clearest (K9 rating of clarity) of Crystal which makes photography extremely difficult. The Crystal cube is 50mm x 50mm x 50mm in size and rests on a color changing LED bed powered by USB. inside the crystal is a fully rendered 3D image of a human nerve cell that was rendered UV laser that can do details around 0.001 mm and a 355nm wavelength which is a dumb way to say it's very detailed. The bottom front of the glass can say anything you want. The Default is "Congratulations! you got my last nerve!" Each Crystal cube has to be kept extremely clean for proper processing (no dust no fingerprints). The process from start to finish then takes about an hour to create the product. I also include the light base for each one because you shouldn't have to figure out what size base works with it; so you have it if you want it. Post processing is really critical here; because it can chip or scratch so only shipped with extra packaging with insurance and tracking. 40.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/my-last-nerve https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424140345/Screenshot+2026-05-06+222709.png 119143458 new in stock 119143203 Cowboy Simple Coin Made from a solid brass coin 40mm in diameter and 3mm thick. Each coin is processed with a Fiber Mopa Laser from 45-90 minutes each side. The coin is then tumbled smooth for 30 minutes in a chemical bath and then rinsed clean and dried. The coin then undergoes an aging and buffing process to give it depth and then seal with Resonance wax. Placed in a plastic coin holder that is then placed lovingly in a very padded envelope for shipment. Much like the "Ferengi Rules of Acquisition" the "Rules of keeping it Cowboy Simple" are to the point and ever growing. It seems like anytime I get drug in to fix someone else's mess or see someone making a mess of things because they lack common sense or the curtesy of simple communication, I end up publishing a new rule. The front of the coin (heads) is always the same. You can chose from variants for the rule that you want such as "Don't Futz around" 30.00 USD https://www.cowboysimple.org/product/cowboy-simple-coin https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424139820/Screenshot+2026-05-06+222519.png 119143203 new in stock